The Quest

Sean received this email from our friend, Greg, at the beginning of February.  Read on to fully understand the greatness of The Quest.  Enjoy, it is quite amusing...and for the record, I condone such activity (accept the ladies that are allowed to partake in said activities).  Take it away Sir Gregory...

I hereby invite you on The Quest.

The objective of The Quest is to visit the Top Ten Barbeque Joints in DFW as rated by D Magazine.

http://www.dmagazine.com/Home/D_Magazine/2010/February/The_Best_Barbecue_in_Dallas.aspx

10. CT's Real Deal Bar-B-Que - Dallas


9. Smokey John's Bar-B-Que and Home Cooking - Dallas


8. Cousin's Bar-B-Q - Ft. Worth

7. Bartley's Bar-B-Que, Grapevine


6. Angelo's Bar-B-Que, Ft. Worth


5. Meshack's Bar-B-Que Shack, Garland


4. Smokey's Berbecue, Ft. Worth

3. Longoria's BBQ, Ft. Worth

2. Randy's Bar-B-Que, Red Oak

1. Off The Bone BBQ, Forest Hill

quest–noun

1. a search or pursuit made in order to find or obtain something: a quest for uranium mines; a quest for knowledge.

2. Medieval Romance. an adventurous expedition undertaken by a knight or knights to secure or achieve something: the quest of the Holy Grail.


3. those engaged in such an expedition.

gadabout–noun
1. a person who moves about restlessly or aimlessly, esp. from one social activity to another.

2. a person who travels often or to many different places, esp. for pleasure.

Rules of The Quest:


The T and the Q in The Quest shall always be capitalized.


The targets on The Quest shall be visited in order from 10 to 1.


There is no schedule as to when the targets shall be visited, however plans shan't be made to visit a target until after the preceding target has been frequented.


All targets must be visited by the end of 2010.

At each target we shall have; Ribs, Brisket, and Sausage, henceforth known as the Meat Triumvirate. Any sides or other items are allowable, but must be in addition to the Meat Triumvirate.

The M and the T in Meat Triumvirate shall always be capitalized.

We will have our picture taken at each Target.

The Quest is to be undertaken without Significant Others, however Strippers, random women, Hooters Girls, Twin Peaks waitresses, Bone Daddy's waitresses, and Tilted Kilt waitresses are allowed. Friends are also allowed as long as there is a unanimous vote from both Gadabouts.

The Quest times/dates will be agreed upon by both Gadabouts.

Do you accept The Quest?

Obviously, Sean accepted The Quest and I have a feeling will be a great source of entertainment this year.  Good luck guys!

And yes, this was kind of in the hood of Dallas....nice, right?