Wednesday, May 26, 2010

Work Microwave Etiquette

Yes, we are about to embark on the world according to Kristin.  Beware. 

Microwave etiquette:

1.  Seriously, do you have to buy the 5 minute meal.  You know the one that people who are standing 6 deep in line are give you dirty looks about.  Really, could you not save that for dinner?  Or a late lunch?  Or an early one for that matter?
2.  There should be an express lane for people who need 90 seconds or less.
3.  Do NOT walk away from the microwave to run an errand, then show up SEVERAL minutes later, mad that someone took your food out of the microwave to use it.  Like two people ago.
4.  If you make a mess in the 'wave, clean it up.  That is just rude to leave the mess for someone else or housekeeping to clean it up.
5.  For the love of Pete, if you are heating multiple items, put them in together and just figure it out.  It's not that difficult.

Thank you and goodnight.

2 comments:

katy said...

Preach on!!!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

What about the stinky food in the OFFICE Microwave? No fish, no BURNT popcorn, anything ethnic?
SDK